gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

(Source: tornadoallie)

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlvr)

lizclimo:

Sam and The Monster

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

anglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

bikinipowerbottom:

killed the whole game tbh

bikinipowerbottom:

killed the whole game tbh

(Source: pinklotusflowers)

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

(Source: wesleyaccola)

skyberia:

Most Vinyl Records Broken By 3 People In 1 Minute

bheidh:

a reality check that’s a blow to the solar plexis

SEE ALSO: why i’m crumbling under the weight of prolonged loneliness for fear of letting anyone in again & repeating this

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moynmoyn:

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

(Source: nickimlnaj)

dulect:

(x)

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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zlall:

"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.